I want to tell you a tale of corporate incompetence so profound that it will make your heart ache and your throat yearn to scream.
My wife and I moved into a new house recently. We love it here. It’s great. In the kitchen, like all kitchens, there is a space set aside for a fridge. We have a small temporary fridge there, but we want to treat ourselves to a larger fridge that fills the space fully and meets our needs.
Unfortunately, we both work full time and don’t have time to get to white goods places. Well my dad, bless him, has time he can take during the day to go and visit some stores and find us a good deal. I’ll be paying, but he’ll be buying.
Enter The Good Guys, Artarmon store.
My dad goes in and sees a great fridge – a Samsung fridge with French doors – and, making my wife very happy, it comes in black to match all our other appliances. Great, I say, get it. He buys the fridge, sets it up to have it delivered to us – and for them to take our old fridge away – and I send dad the money. I figure that’s the end of the story.
How naive I was.
This all happened on a Thursday, and the sales rep told dad that the fridge would be delivered on Friday. I work from home, so no worries. I hang out waiting for the fridge, until the hour starts to get late. I think to myself, Hang on, don’t these places usually send you a text to let you know when to expect them?
So, I get in touch with a friend of mine who works in the Good Guys warehouse. I ask him how I can track my order and he says he’ll look into it for me. Usually the process would be to call the store and quote your sales number – which is on the receipt – but he’s there and he’ll take a look. He calls me back a few minutes later. It’s around 17:30 now.
“Good news and bad news,” he says. “Your order was processed, but your fridge is still here in the warehouse.”
“Oh,” I say. “Did they just forget to load it onto the truck?”
“No,” he says. “They didn’t send the order to the courier company to deliver it, so they didn’t even know to come get it. I’ve just pushed it through with my manager, but it won’t be to you until tomorrow.”
“How annoying,” I say. “But that’s fine, I’ll be home all day tomorrow so no worries.”
I’m a little annoyed at how silly that is, but I’m outside in my garden and the weather is nice for the first time in three weeks, so I don’t really stew on it. I tell my wife later and she just laughs.
The next morning I wake up to a text from the Good Guys – sent at 1:17 am – that my fridge will arrive anywhere from 17:35 to 19:35 that evening. Great!
As that allocated time approaches, I get a call from the truck driver.
“Hey mate,” he says. “I’m on the way to you now. I’ll be round in about 5 minutes.”
“Great!” I say. “See you soon.”
My wife and I hastily unpack the fridge into cooler bags and green canvas bags. We unplug the old fridge and wheel it into a more convenient location. I then get another call from the driver.
“Hey mate,” he says, sounding more concerned this time. “Do you actually live on the highway or is there a side street?”
“On the highway,” I say, as my address is clearly marked as being on the main highway. “But there’s a pullover lane that people use to stop and park. There’s also a side street about 50m up that you can briefly park on.”
“Ah, no can do, mate,” he says. “It’s too dangerous. We’re in a 4 tonne truck. Can’t stop there.”
“What do you mean?” I ask. “Yes, you can. People stop there all the time. I rented a 4 tonne truck and moved here in one. We reverse parked it into the driveway.”
“Sorry mate,” he says. “I’m taking this back to the warehouse and they’ll have to send it up in a smaller van. Probably delivered tomorrow.”
“Oh,” I say. “Ok.”
I go back inside and tell my wife we need to set the old fridge back up and put everything back. She laughs in disbelief but it’s less jovial than before.
We hear nothing from The Good Guys the next day. I call them on Monday and leave a message asking them where my fridge is. I do not hear from them until the next day.
On Tuesday I wake up to a text message – also from 1:17am – that the fridge will be delivered that day! Anywhere from 16:30 – 18:30. Great! I also get a call back from The Good Guys. The lady on the phone informs me that, she’s very sorry, but they were supposed to load my fridge onto a smaller van, but they couldn’t because it needs to be standing for delivery and they sent it back out on the truck. The same kind of truck that couldn’t pull over on Saturday. She says she’ll put me in touch with the driver.
The driver calls, “Hey there, I’ll be delivering your fridge around 4pm. I looked at your house on Google Maps and I’m pretty sure it’ll be fine.”
“Okay,” I say. “See you soon.”
Half an hour before he arrives, he calls and lets me know to empty the fridge. I do, getting the old fridge ready for removal. I watch as he pulls the truck over – same size truck I used to move, that can very easily stop in front of our house – and the driver gets out.
“I don’t know what that last driver was talking about,” he says. “You could park a whole road train here.”
“That’s what I said,” I say.
“Show me to the old fridge, we’ll get that out first while my colleague unpacks your new one from the truck.”
So, we do that. I show him to the old fridge, he wheels it out on the trolley, no problems. Now, what happens when they deliver things like white goods is the drivers will unbox it at the curb before giving it to you so that you can look at the item and make sure it’s in good enough condition to accept delivery. Basically, if there’s scratches you don’t care about or dents you do.
“Hey mate,” he calls out, coming down the driveway. “I need to show you something.”
I follow him up the driveway.
“It’s damaged,” he says.
Now, I’m thinking a small dent, a scratch, who cares, I’ve had factory seconds before.
No. This is the entire bottom, back right corner of the fridge is caved in. As if it’s been dropped on it’s corner. The dent is where the power stuff and gas tubing is for the fridge to function. I take a photo of the damage and so do they.
“I wouldn’t advise accepting delivery of this item,” he says to me, matter of fact. “This is the third item we’ve had today that’s this damaged.”
He proceeds to show me the other damaged items, and then call his boss. The other driver tells me he doesn’t understand what’s happening at the warehouse. Neither do I. The first driver returns and I tell him I won’t take it, he says good, and then helps me re-install the old fridge.
“They’ll send out a new one,” he says. “Hopefully tomorrow or the next day. This was the easiest delivery we had all day and we couldn’t even complete it.”
I say thank you and send him on his way. I tell my dad and my wife about this. The disbelieving laughter is gone, replaced my frustrated gasps and whispers of, “what the fuck?”
I call The Good Guys the next day – Wednesday – and ask what happens now. When will I get my new fridge?
“Well,” the woman says. I do not recall her name, but for the purposes of this story will be Kiki, because she will appear again later. “There are no more of this fridge in stock. So you can either select another item to replace it or we can refund you.”
“Refund it,” I say. “I don’t have time to go and choose something else.”
I also don’t want to inconvenience dad again.
“I’m so sorry,” she says. “But I’ll need the card that made the purchase to come in.”
I tell her fine, I’ll send my dad in, but if he picks something else rather than refunding it, we want to do that. She says that’ll be fine. I call dad and tell him, and he goes in right away because he’s nearby. He sends me photos of new fridges, which are all fine – none in black though – and I tell him which one suits. Then he calls me.
“They have your other one in stock,” he says.
“What?”
“Yeah,” he says. “The sales person and the person at the cash just searched and it’s in stock. They don’t know why you were told otherwise. So I arranged for them to deliver your fridge on Friday.”
“Great,” I say. “This is all very stupid, but I’m glad it’s almost over.”
Thursday passes, no word from Good Guys. Friday arrives – the day I am writing this – and no text message informing me of a delivery window.
So, I call The Good Guys.
Kiki’s back on the phone. “Oh, it’s you! You are my valued customer, see how good my memory is?”
“Yeah,” I say. “Great. When is my fridge coming?”
I quote her the sales number.
“You gave me the wrong number,” she says. “Remember we spoke and I said this fridge is not in stock and to come in for a refund?”
“Yes,” I say. “Of course I remember. My dad went in later that day and they told him there was stock and that it would be delivered today.”
“This I don’t understand,” she says. “Because there is no stock, and there’s no new order, and the money is here waiting to be refunded.”
My blood rises and I feel something inside me snap.
“This is getting ridiculous now,” I say. “This is the fourth time I have to contact you guys to deal with this. You say it’s out, someone else says it’s in, we paid a bunch of money for this fridge and I just want what I paid for. It’s getting to the point where I never want to deal with your company again.”
“I’m sorry, but as I said in conversation to you last time, there is no stock and–“
“I know that’s what you said,” I cut her off. “So you’re saying that some random person lied to my dad and these fridges don’t exist?”
“Oh my,” she says. “I don’t know who has told him this. Can I have their name?”
“Neither I nor my dad would remember that, I’m afraid,” I say. “And he wasn’t issued a new receipt. I’m going to hang up now and call him because this has reached the point where I cannot understand what is happening and don’t want to deal with it anymore.”
We hang up. I call dad.
“What?” he says. “Two people told me it’s in stock. They looked it up in front of me.”
“I don’t know what to tell you,” I say. “Either way, I need you to go in again. I’m so sorry.”
“It’s fine.”
“I never want to deal with these people again.”
“No kidding,” he says. “Me neither.”
So he goes in. He calls me back some time later.
“You won’t believe this,” he says.
“What now?”
“I spoke to Kiki, the woman you spoke to,” he says. “And she’s telling me there’s no fridges and is about to process the refund when she gets a call. The call says the fridges are now in stock.”
“What?”
“Yeah. So I ask her if it can be delivered today, and she says no,” he laughs. “So I tell her to refund me because it’s clearly not meant to be. We’ll go somewhere else. She says I can pick something else, but I say no, just the refund. And, of course, the money won’t land in my account for seven days.”
“Of course.”
We laugh and hang up.
Thus ends this insane saga which has only one moral: if you can avoid it, don’t order something from the Good Guys that needs to be delivered. You will lose your will to live.
EDIT: We ended up going to Seconds World in Penrith on Sunday, and having a new fridge delivered on Wednesday morning with absolutely no issues. So, maybe use them if you need something.